A funny thing happened in the airport...
Ok, so I'm at the airport in Dulles trying to find a spot to eat my Wendy's 10 piece chicken nugget meal (only $3.89!). I found an empty area and went over there to dig in...
Near the end of my meal, I heard some guy using a loud voice and couldn't help but listen. I'm going to *try* and replay the conversation for you. I'll add *pauses* so you know when the person on the other line (I unfortunately couldn't hear) talks.
Why did it take you so long to answer the phone. I really need to talk to you. Do you know what you did.
*pause*
Ok, I'll tell you what you did. You left a message on my house phone. Why did you do that?
*pause*
Did you hear me? You left a message on my house phone. Do you know what happened? My wife heard it.
*pause*
Yea, she left me a message saying she wants a divorce.
*pause*
What did you say in the message?
*pause*
What do you mean you don't remember? I need to know.
*pause*
Well, try to remember. I have to talk to her and I need to know what you said. Did you say "I love you" at the end?
*pause*
Ok, so you said it's been a while since you've seen me? What else?
*pause*
That's all you remember?
*pause*
Because my brother died. I'm flying back home now. I picked a bad time to go out of town.
*pause*
I wanted to warn you too. She has your name and number from the caller ID. Be careful if she calls you.
This is where I left...I couldn't really find a reason to hang around any longer since my Wendy's was long gone.
Should I feel bad for enjoying that conversation so much?
Near the end of my meal, I heard some guy using a loud voice and couldn't help but listen. I'm going to *try* and replay the conversation for you. I'll add *pauses* so you know when the person on the other line (I unfortunately couldn't hear) talks.
Why did it take you so long to answer the phone. I really need to talk to you. Do you know what you did.
*pause*
Ok, I'll tell you what you did. You left a message on my house phone. Why did you do that?
*pause*
Did you hear me? You left a message on my house phone. Do you know what happened? My wife heard it.
*pause*
Yea, she left me a message saying she wants a divorce.
*pause*
What did you say in the message?
*pause*
What do you mean you don't remember? I need to know.
*pause*
Well, try to remember. I have to talk to her and I need to know what you said. Did you say "I love you" at the end?
*pause*
Ok, so you said it's been a while since you've seen me? What else?
*pause*
That's all you remember?
*pause*
Because my brother died. I'm flying back home now. I picked a bad time to go out of town.
*pause*
I wanted to warn you too. She has your name and number from the caller ID. Be careful if she calls you.
This is where I left...I couldn't really find a reason to hang around any longer since my Wendy's was long gone.
Should I feel bad for enjoying that conversation so much?
posted by Josh at 12:23 AM
1 Comments:
Nah, I love hearing things like that. It makes your own life seem so much better by comparison.
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